Sex Advice from MTG

What has Magic the Gathering taught you about dating?
Magic is a great barometer for potential dates. If you tell a girl that you’re into Magic and she looks at you like you just insulted her grandmother, immediately you know that she isn’t the one for you. On the other hand, you know you have something special if she seems genuinely supportive and interested.
If you’re playing Magic with a hot girl, and she has three life left and you have a Lightning Bolt in your hand that could finish her off, do you use it? Or do you hold back and let her win?
I’d most definitely let her win. However much I love winning, I think most guys love “scoring” more.
What’s the best reason to date someone who plays Magic the Gathering?
Generally speaking, Magic the Gathering players aren’t the most experienced daters. But I think you’ll find that we’re a loyal, intelligent and caring bunch. I can guarantee you’ll never have any computer, phone or A/V problems while we’re around.
Is it okay to break up with someone via text message?
If you don’t mind being known as “that guy who broke up with me via text message” for the rest of your life, it’s all good. If you must do it electronically, I’d do it via Facebook instead. It’s much classier, and it saves you the trouble of having to tell all of your potential rebound girls that you’re single again.
What do you think it means to get to third base with somebody?
It means…you have failed.
If one movie had to be playing while you were having sex, what movie would that be?
Cruel Intentions. I think this movie is the closest you can get to porn without it being considered porn. If that doesn’t sound like your thing, you can always pop in your Lord of the Rings extended edition and skip to Liv Tyler’s soft-core sex scene with Aragorn. Not that I’ve ever done that. (It’s at 1:12:30 if you’re curious.)

Fonte: GatheringMagic.com
http://advice.nerve.com/2010/04/16/sex-advice-from-magic-the-gathering-players/3/